Ch. 70 - Lilly the Crazy Cat Lady
So I hear you all took some type of poll and that I'm supposed to turn into some Crazy Cat Lady or something? So this is what I'm destined for, is it? Well isn't this just great.First I'm enticed into having an affair with a man that I can't have. Then I'm forced to have not one, but 8 - count them - EIGHT, of his children just to satisfy some sick goal that a certain bored "magic bean" had.
You know all I wanted out of life was to become the Mayor of this rinky dink little town. Is that too much to ask? And did I even get to go to work one measly little day? NO. Because I've been pregnant my entire adult life!
Don't get me wrong. I didn't hate it all. I mean, I did get this fabulous body that my author was nice enough to allow me to show off quite a few times by making me like walking around in my underwear. And Roderick was a good lover, even if he never left his stupid wife for me like he kept promising he would. I did get to have a good friendship with Liza Jane too. She's a lot of fun ... in many many ways.*Lilly gets a smirk on her face and goes into a daze*
Oh. Um, where was I? Oh yeah, stuff I'm glad for. Yeah. I did end up with a good amount of money and a nice house, although I'm not sure how since I never worked. And I do love my kids. All eight of the little varmits...uh, I mean adorable little babies. So I guess I can do this one little thing for you all. I guess I can turn into the Crazy Cat Lady just to satisfy your twisted little sense of humor.
*sigh* It's my birthday anyway, and I suppose I'm due for a change. So...here goes nothing!
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6 Comments:
AWWWWWWWWW. C'mon now Beans. Don't we get enough of this kind of thing from EO Amy?! Give us a break & update again SOON!
This is a pretty unique idea for a blog. Pretty creative, good job!
You know, I kinda gotta feel for poor Lilly. I mean, it must have been rough having that many kids.
Does anyone else find it ironic that Roderick is insisting Christopher be 100% faithful to his wife when Roderick was so clearly unfaithful?
LOL! Well done Magic Bean. Loved Lilly's comments about you. But to leave us on pins & needles like that?
Well done. You must be EO's padawan learner.
Hehe ... so she's turning into a crazy cat lady is she? Let me guess ... she's going to change into a cat outfit. :O))
Bah, Lilly, quitcher bitchin'. At least you're getting air time! *blinks* That's it? Hmph! Fine! Off to Freewebs I go! :-b
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