Ch. 66 - Meet Mattie
Hewwo! I'm Mattie and I'm new here. I'm 9 years owd. I wike gymnastics, dancing and I'm a pwetty good singer.My mama sent me and my wittle brothah to wive with our Aunt Amewia & Uncle Matthew. We both have his name, so he must be weawy nice.
This is my baby brothah, Matt. He's awmost a year owd. Unc bettah be caweful there 'cuz Matt has a habit of bawfing on peopwe when they toss him awound like that. It stinks something nasty too, just like that time I put my shoes in the dishwarsher. Tawk about stinky! Hoo baby!
So here we are, wiving in this big mansion. Mama said Aunt Amewia was a big movie stah, but she just wooks like an owd wady to me. She's pwetty, but she must be wike 100 years owd or something!The mansion is humongoid! It has a big scween TV, which is perfect for watching Stah Wahs on. The force is with me! hehe!
So the fiwst thing that Auntie Amewia does is staht to way down the waw. Boooorrrrrring. I have to wipe my feet befowe I wawk inside, I must eat at the tabwe, can't tawk with my mouth full (no fun), and I have to cawl them "Mr & Mrs Howe"."How about I CrushSmushCut ya fow it?"
"You mean Rock Paper Scissors?"
"Yeah. That's what I said. Crush Smush Cut"
I won, so I get to cawl them Papa and Meme. She hates the name Meme, but I think it fits her since she's ahways sayin' "Me! Me!".
Gotta run, Meme is cawlin' me to take a stupid bath.
Bye Bye!
<- KIM GETS TOO COMFORTABLE / CHRISTOPHER & JASMINE VIDEO ->
6 Comments:
So who's Matt and Matties mom? Hahahaha, Amelia lost in RPS, so the kids get to call them Papa & Meme. Mattie is great!
Hehe, Mattie seems to like the house, but not her aunt too much, huh? I wonder if the rules will loosen up a bit once the older couple realizes what it's really like to have kids in the house--you can't have a ton of crazy rules because they just won't work.
Very cute :)
Hmmmm...who could possibly be Mattie's parents? I love all the mystery you've got going on around here. New characters just pop up all the time.
Mattie needs to work on her dialect and diction. That's quite a speech impediment she has there. Oh yeah. :O) Cute kid though. :O)
Mattie is very cute and I love the way she talks! But who's her mom? (And dad?) Heh, I think Amelia is NOT going to like having kids in the house again though. :-)
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