Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Ch. 56 - Roderick Gets His Groove On

We all know that Roderick doesn't seem to have any plans to stop procreating with his two women, wife Aiyana/Kimberly and mistress Lilly.

Here's his list of kids so far:
Christopher - Catherine - Graham - Nicholas - Lily - Stuart - Ian - Todd - Bruce - Jeannie - Tia - Kayla - Layla - Brooke - Roy - Annalise

You can now add a few more to his list:

James Brown (No relation to the famous singer) . Another blonde hair, blued eyed child for Lilly and Rod.


Roddy Brown (named after his father) . This little tyke actually has red hair and blue eyes.

EXCUSE ME?! Why do you keep making me pregnant?! I'm tired dammit!

Our apologies Lilly. Be patient, it's almost over.


Gabrielle Brown. Another blond hair/blue eyed beauty.

The final baby is born:

Molly Ridgeway. Molly has dark hair and brown eyes.

That's 20 - yes 20 - kids for Roderick. Hopefully he's been teaching them all about the beauty of scholarships.

Here are their whereabouts:
Christopher: Adult, college grad, Exec Chef, married, living in Ridgeway estates
Catherine: Adult, college grad, Detective, married, living with the Blackhawks
Graham: Adult, college grad, no further info yet
Nicholas: YA, college student
Lily: YA, college student
Stuart: YA, college student
Ian: YA, college student
Todd: YA, college student
Bruce: YA, college student
Jeannie: YA, college student
Tia: YA, college student
Kayla: YA, college student
Layla: YA, college student
Brooke: YA, college student
Roy: Child, student
Annalise: Child, student
James: Child, student
Roddy: Child, student
Gabrielle: Toddler
Molly: Infant

I wonder what Lilly will do now that she's made it clear that she's not having any more babies?

<- A DAY IN THE LIFE OF LJ / I AIN'T GETTIN ANY YOUNGER ->

7 Comments:

Blogger Alexis said...

Congrats on the 20 kids! I can't believe you did all that. The 20 grandkid IW shouldn't be too hard now though.

5/03/2006 8:39 PM  
Blogger taratownie said...

20 kids with no elixir? *faints*

5/04/2006 1:00 AM  
Blogger Simaholic said...

LOL! The picture of Lilly being mad about being pregnant is so funny! Wow, 20 kids for Roderick. He has been a busy, busy man. Who knew he would turn out to be so fruitful.

5/04/2006 9:13 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Wow, all those YAs in college. *faints next to Tara*

5/04/2006 9:36 AM  
Blogger Anjel76 said...

And considering that you now know it was 20 GRANDKIDS and not 20 kids ... I wish you luck in getting him to that point before he croaks. My suggestion? Move all the kids out ... get them aged ... let them all have one kid ... and BOOM! Perma-plat. :O))

5/07/2006 10:05 AM  
Blogger SuziCat said...

Angelia's suggestion is a good one--and you get a point that way for the IW of 20 grandkids! That pic of Lily being mad with the baby sign over her head is too perfect!!!

6/30/2006 6:57 PM  
Blogger AeronwyDiobhell said...

Man, too many kids!!! Whew, Lilly really looks pissed there, doesn't she. 11 in college at once?!? YIKES!

8/01/2006 1:29 PM  

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