Ch. 52 - The 4th Generation is Born
Christopher couldn't hide his secret any longer, and people were starting to remark on the fact that his stomach was getting bigger. Here's one conversation between Christopher and Bruce:"Uncle Chris, you have a big belly", said little Bruce.
"Why do you keep calling me Uncle Chris? I'm your big brother." replied Christopher
"Well duh Uncle Chris, I know that", said Bruce, skipping away.
He hid his belly from his boss at work as long as he could, chalking his gut up to "one too many beers after work". Before long though, Christopher couldn't hide the fact that he was a pregnant man. He called work and took a leave of absence, stating that he needed to care for his ailing father (a little white lie wouldn't hurt, would it?). Thankfully, Willow was very accepting of whatever was growing in there. She tried to get her husband excited, but he was scared. He didn't know what he was going to give birth to. What if it was some flesh-eating alien, like in that movie? What if he was spawning the one alien that would end life on the planet? Willow told him it was probably his hormones making him so emotional, but Christopher knew his thoughts were completely rational.
Then one night Christopher jumped out of bed with the worst pains in his stomach.
"Ahhhh it's eating me up alive!" he yelled.
Roderick came running from the other room, but one look at his son calmed all of his fears.
"Oh calm down sissy boy. You're just in labor. Breathe." instructed Roderick.
Now, giving birth as a man isn't easy. They aren't as well *ahem* equipped as women are. The scar on Christophers stomach wasn't a scar at all - it was where he gave birth. He watched in horror as his stomach opened up like a camera lens, and right before his eyes, out popped a little baby.
"Hey. It's just a baby" stated Christopher "An aqua colored baby, but a baby."
Christopher took one look into his new babies eyes and realized that all his fears were indeed irrational. "You have my eyes. They're a bit bigger than mine, but they're definitely mine!" Christopher said to his new little daughter.
Welcome to the family Jupi Ridgeway.
<- CHRISTOPHER'S RECOVERY / BABY TALK ->
9 Comments:
LMAO: "Oh calm down sissy boy. You're just in labor. Breathe."
Jupi is so cute.
Awww, I love seeing guys reacting to the impending birth. Such big babies themselves. Not realizing it's not as bad as they think it will be. LOL
Little Jupi is CUTE! Big eyes and a real nose. I love that combination. At least her eyes are not black. ;)
Fun update!
Awwww.. Jupi what a cute name :)
*ROTFLMAO*: -"Ahhhh it's eating me up alive!" he yelled.-
That was HILARIOUS!! Hehe. Love his facial expression. Love the way you explained him giviing birth ... camera lens ... hehe. :O)
But Jupi is ADORBALE! And she's got her daddy's eyes. AWWW!!
LOL! Bruce calling Chris Uncle Chris. Too cute. Poor Christopher is being so paranoid about his alien birth. Willow has been great though. For the Slob she is a good wife. Awwww, Jupi is so cute. Nice normal nose on her too :o)
Wow, that is a really neat way to explain how a man can give birth. Excellent. Very creative.
I love the name Jupi, what a cute baby.
Aww, Jupi is CUTE, CUTE!!! Good thing for her that she has her dad's eyes, that seemed to make him ahappy with her! And I agree with HK that the way you explained the male birthing process is BRILLIANT!!!
That's sweet that Willow is trying to get him excited by his impending child. HAHAHA! I love Roderick's comment to Christopher! *falls over laughing* Jupi is a cute baby. :-) I'm glad Chris isn't going to be afraid of his daughter. That would be a good way to mess the poor thing up for life. Ditto on the ingenious way you explained how a man gave birth. :-D I can't wait to watch Jupi grow up.
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