Ch. 48 - As Heard By Elsie May
Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, yer back! I'm guessin' that yer ready for another fixin' of some good ole fashioned town gossip then, aintcha? Well ya come to the right place, yes indeedy!Didja heard about those Ridgeway twins, Christopher and Catherine? I know one of them is in luuuuvvvv, but I don't think she's told her daddy yet who he is. I reckon when he finds out, he's gonna be happier than a pig in mud! I seen that hunky Christopher out on the town with some slobby woman named Willow. Now don't that just beat all? He could have his picka women (yers truly included), and he goes n' dates a woman that cain't even git outta her dirty ole jammies! I'll be danged...
Speakin' of the Ridgeways, we cain always get some good gossip outta that crazy scientist feller's illegitimate kids, cain't we? Seems his eldest illegit gal, Tia, is a full blown teenager now. Ain't she just as cute as a sack 'a puppies? Well ole Roderick wanted to celebrate in a way that only a part-time Daddy cain, so he sent her a gift.
Don't that just git yer goat? He gave the gal a sports car! We all know she ain't gonna be concentratin' on no studyin' now, is she?
I seen the crazy scientist feller hisself over there once er twice at Lilly's beck n' call. He checks in on the kidlets, does her garden, fixes what's broke, and what not. He seems to be keepin' his distance mighty well. Course she's had herself a baby since this shot was taken, I hear. We'll be keepin' our eye on these two. Wonder if they'll get back to doin' the hokey-pokey now that his wife is dee-ceased? I cain tell ya I seen some strange lights comin' from his attic at all hours of the night. He's an odd feller, yes indeedy!On to our next piece 'a info...
Well ain't that a dandy! How'd that picture git in here? Well it don't make no nevermind to me. Cain we have a moment of silence please?God Bless that Brent Blackhawk.
Curses on those ed-ee-tors. Dang them all to heck.
I think I need me a bit of a break now. Cold shower or sumthin'.
Catch ya'll later, and remember what my Mama always says:
"Don't never drink hot coffee while yer laying in bed".
Words 'a wisdom Mama!
<- STRANGETOWN GAZETTE, VOL 2 / RODERICK THE MAD SCIENTIST ->
9 Comments:
All right, more Elsie May. She always gives me a good laugh. OH NO! Christopher is into the SLOB! GAH! Wow, Roderick, nice gift for your illegitimate daughter. And nice shot of Brent Blackhawk Elsie snagged there. Very nice.
Hey now! I know from PERSONAL simming experience that the slobs aren't ALL bad. ;Op Hehe. You leave Christopher alone! Yes, it's love to listen in on Elsie May's gossip once again. She keeps us all up-to-date on all the latest! What would we do without her. Hehe. "Cute as a bag 'o' puppies ..." *snicker* What an interseting expression. :O) I dunno about you, but I wouldn't want to see the puppies in a bag. NOw ... that Brent ... WOO! *peeks behind blur* YOWZA!!! *drools*
Very entertaining. Ha @ cute as a bag o' puppies. I'm thinking the mouth looks more like a fish but she's charming none-the-less.
Great job!
I just love Elsie May what a character I just love her down home type of talking reminds me of the older ladies in town talking when I'm standing in a line at Wally World lol
"Don't never drink hot coffee while yer laying in bed". ROFLOL that was hilarious!
I love Mary Sue's words of wisdom. They are all so TRUE. And how nice to see a daughter who listens to her mother's advice like that and recognizes its wisdom. Very mature for a teen. Or has Elsie May had a birthday? She does look a bit more grownup.
Wow, that sportscar. Hmm, Roderick, maybe you are overdoing it a bit? Didn't give your OTHER kids sportscars, did you?
Roflmao, I love Elsie May.
Such a fun way of telling parts of the story, as a "gossip" column!!!
Whew, nice gift Tia got there! Yes, but DID God bless that Brent Blackhawk? *winkwink* Hehe, I love Elsie May. *grin*
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